A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
welcome to tumblr
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
american horror story: the police
cut my leg running through the hood before i took this.
a pair of lungs got filled with air and it was awesome
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship
I worry for anyone who says Game of Thrones
i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”
U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK
ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC
Name one under 50 years old who says that.
I try and look up to the sky,
but my eyes burn.